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Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Curves

My cell phone broke. (My phone's screen broke.) But this means that my number doesn't show up on any one's phone, so you don't know who's calling. And to me and my friend, this can only mean one thing. PRANK CALLS! Unfortunately, we only did one prank call. That call went to a woman's weight loss center called Curves. We didn't plan what to say either, so we didn't know what to expect. this is how the conversation went:
Curves:"Hello, this is curves." What is your name?
Me and my friend: (using a Jamaican accent)"Uh, yes, this is Jeremy Montoya."
Curves:"Ok Jeremy, would you like to lose weight, or stay healthy?"
Me and my friend("Jeremy"): "I would like to lose weight."
Curves: "Ok, and what time would you your appointment?"
Me and my friend("Jeremy"): "Some time around noon...like 1:00."
Curves: "Ok, and what is your phone number?"
Me and my friend("Jeremy"): "PHONES! WE DO NOT HAVE PHONES IN JAMAICA! WE USE BANANAS! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD ASK SUCH A QUESTION! IF I FIND OUT THAT YOU ASK ANYONE ELSE FOR THEIR NUMBER, I'LL...I'LL...I'LL............"(Hangs up the phone)
Ok, so that was the prank call. The next evening, we went to a sushi restaurant. We were just looking out the window and couldn't stop laughing. The reason was because, right outside the window, in the same plaza, is a sign that says"Curves". Ever sense the prank call we've seen "Curves" signs where ever we go!

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